Burninating the countrysiiiide... burninating the people...

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

This entry is chalked full of random things that kick ass. The first thing would be the kickass dragon you see here before you, Trogdor. He doesn't mess around. If you aren't cool enough, he'll burninate you and your entire village.

The second badass thing about this entry is the following list of the "World's Thinnest Books":

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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac

MAKING SUCCESSFUL MOVIES

by Steven Segal

MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno

MY SUPERBOWL HIGHLIGHTS

by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS

by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: A TRAVEL GUIDE

A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND
THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson
with introduction by Robert Blake

101 AMAZING BREAD RECIPES

by Dr. Robert Atkins