Want a Famous Face?

I was watching TV the other day and one of those plastic surgery reality shows was on... I believe they were sawing off a piece of some beautiful girl's nose cartilage, attempting to make her look more like Britney Spears or someone. I mean, I understand if someone has suffered through life with some hideous deformity and wants to change the way they look, but I can't stand watching these shallow dolts cutting up their bodies just to compensate for some key element of childhood development that they somehow missed.

The two shows that I've accidentally flipped to while channel surfing are Dr. 90210 and I Want a Famous Face. Gag me! There was an episode showing a girl who wanted breast implants, a chin implant and an eyebrow lift so she could look like Brooke Burke. I don't blame her for wanting to look like Brooke Burke. I mean, I can't say that I haven't ever wished that I looked like Brooke Burke while gazing into the bathroom mirror, but that's a different story. As naive as this girl's wish was, it was only one of her brazen desires. The other, "more important" desire was to win her town's highly distinguished (notice the sarcasm) bikini contest which she had obviously competed in before, and lost. Even after her graphic surgeries and whiny recovery, the cameras followed her to this crazy contest where she was to win the coveted golden bikini... mmm hmm. Yeah, she lost. (evil chuckle) I could see it in her eyes; the moment she realized that maybe surgery can't turn you into something you're NOT. I could have told her that. Now, if doctors could modify an ugly personality the same way they can modify an ugly face...

Then there's Nip-"Fuck!" Example #1) King Michael:

need I say more?