Surreal Sensations that Suck

I'm listening to hardcore elevator music right now. It's very surreal… I'm sitting at my desk and everyone around me is having conversations and there's loud elevator music in my left ear. Oh, I should probably tell you why I'm listening to this crap! I'm waiting for a teleconference and I called in 15 minutes early, so I get to enjoy such relaxing compositions as "Eternal Bliss of the Ages" or some crap. Shoot me.

Anyways, if you're jealous that I get to listen to elevator music, you should get yourself a conference call invitation, hell, just set up your own teleconference solely for the music. Word.



The prince of 'vator music himself, Yanni! This blog is anti-Yanni and he definitely gets a ferocious middle finger.